## 🛍️☕ **Resist the Shop… Head Straight to the Café!** ☕🛍️ **Lunch at Rivers of Yarrambat – A Test of Willpower** *Melbourne Women’s Over 50 Friendship Group – Northern Branch* Ladies, this is not just a lunch… This is a **discipline exercise**. 😌 We’re meeting at **Rivers of Yarrambat Café** — but first, you must pass the ultimate challenge: 👉 Walk past the store 👉 Do NOT look left 👉 Do NOT look right 👉 Do NOT think, “I’ll just have a quick browse…” Straight. To. The. Café. You can shop *after* — when judgement is clouded and decisions are questionable 😏🛍️ 📅 **27th May** 🕛 **12:00 PM** 📍 Rivers of Yarrambat Café *** ### What awaits you (if you make it through): ☕ Lovely coffee to steady the nerves 🥗 Delicious lunch options 😂 Laughter, friendship, and shared tales of “I nearly went in…” 💃 A group of women all pretending they don’t already know what they’d buy *** This is a safe space… …until someone says, “They’ve got 30% off linen.” 😳 Come for the lunch, stay for the laughs, and try — just try — to leave with your bank balance intact. 👉 RSVP wisely — and bring your strongest willpower (or don’t 😆)