?? COMEDY CRUISE ON NEWCASTLE HARBOUR – LAUGH OUT LOUD ON THE WATER! ???????? Tickets on Sale NOW – LIMITED SPOTS!Get ready for an unforgettable night of non-stop laughs, food, drinks, and sweeping harbour views aboard Newcastle’s premier superyacht, MV Calmer!?? SPECIAL GUEST STARRING HEADLINER: TAHIR ?? Yes, that Tahir – TV favourite, festival legend, and one of Australia’s most in-demand comedians – bringing his high-energy, laugh-until-it-hurts comedy to the harbour! ????Alongside Tahir, expect razor-sharp wit, outrageous stories, and crowd-roasting banter from an elite lineup of comedians from Australia and abroad.?? NO BETTER PLACE TO BE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!! ??We’re transforming Newcastle Harbour into an exclusive floating comedy club with a 3-hour cruise featuring the very best in stand-up comedy. While the vessel holds 500, we’re limiting capacity to just 170 guests so everyone gets a seat on the main deck for the show.??? Cruise Details?? Date: Saturday, 23rd May 2026 ? Time: 6:30 PM Boarding | 7:00 PM Departure | 10:00 PM Return ?? Location: Queens Wharf Ferry Terminal, Newcastle Harbour ?? Dress Code: Smart casual (flat shoes or low heels only – no tall skinny heels for safety) ?? 18+ Event Only – Photo ID required?? What to Expect?? Live Stand-Up Comedy – 3 huge sets of laugh-out-loud entertainment ?? Special Guest Starring Headliner: TAHIR ?? Fully Licensed Venue – 2 bars serving craft beers, Peter Drayton wines, spirits, RTDs & classic mixed drinks ?? Delicious Snack Foods – Available for purchase from our onboard chefs ?? 360° Harbour Views – Wrap-around decks + sky deck for epic selfies ?? Pre & Post-Show Vibes – Music pumping across all 3 levels?? 3 HEADLINE ACTS!A killer comedy lineup featuring stars of TV, major comedy festivals, and viral online fame – capped off by TAHIR as your special guest starring headliner. Expect big laughs, cheeky punchlines, and unforgettable moments.?? On the Mic TAHIR + Supporting Acts (to be confirmed)? Important Info• No reserved seating or tables – ticket numbers strictly limited for comfort • NO BYO – food and drinks available onboard • RSA enforced – intoxicated guests will not be served • No mid-cruise pickups or drop-offs • Photos/video may be taken for promotional use • Accessibility subject to vessel design & marine safety requirements – please contact us prior to booking?? Refund PolicyAll tickets are non-transferable and non-refundable. Please ensure all details are correct before purchasing.?? EXCLUSIVE EVENT – ONLY 170 TICKETS AVAILABLE! This floating comedy club will sell out fast.?? BOOK NOW to secure your spot for the ultimate comedy night on the harbour.?? Final Word: Bring your mates, your partner, or your whole crew and get ready for a boatload of laughs on Newcastle Harbour. This isn’t your average comedy night… ?? It’s stand-up with a view – starring TAHIR. ???????